Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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