Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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