I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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