Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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