i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
soo... how was my night?
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