dude i'm inner monologue high
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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