i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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