she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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