Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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