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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them

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• (716): View more from New York

  It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY

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  Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed

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