he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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