she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
