And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize
