Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
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I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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