I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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