All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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