Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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