Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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