it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
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I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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