really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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