My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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