Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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