We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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