Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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