why didn't you poke me back
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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