He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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