I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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