who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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