your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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