Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Two words: nipple clamps
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