oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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