Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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