Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Couch. On fire.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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