The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
