isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
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