Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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