HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She bit a glass in half.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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