Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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