problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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