Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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