remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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