Who did Billy Mays play for?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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