The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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