where am i from again
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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