Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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