Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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