Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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