I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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