White coat. Heels.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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