You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I've blown a few things in my day
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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