Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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