dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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