And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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