I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Its about making memories worth repressing
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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