I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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