I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?