Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.