i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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