If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself