Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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