Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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