2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
